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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce, 06/24/1842 -
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Ambrose Bierce
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Ambrose Bierce
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Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce
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Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Ambrose Bierce
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