Will Rogers Quotes

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935
US humorist & showman

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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