Will Rogers Quotes

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

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