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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Mark Twain, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

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