Diet Quotes

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Isaac Asimov, 01/02/1920 - 04/06/1992
US science fiction novelist & scholar

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift

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