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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Dave Barry
US columnist, humorist and Pulitzer Prize Laureate
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Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
Willliam S. Burroughs
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Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the earth.
Archimedes
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Dave Barry
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