Golf Quotes

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965
British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

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