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A lie gets halfway around the
world
before the
truth
has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965
British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate
History
is a set of
lies
agreed upon.
Napoleon
Of all the
animals
, man is the only one that
lies
.
Mark Twain
Woman might be able to fake
orgasms
. But man can fake whole
relationships
.
Sharon Stone
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
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