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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
Douglas Adams, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001
English humorist & science fiction novelist
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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Patrick Moore
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
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